How Many Boys

from Counterfeit Paradise by D'Amato

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lyrics

how many boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's sleepin' upstairs?
how many boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's sleepin' upstairs?
how many boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's sleepin' upstairs?
how many boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's catchin' Z's upstairs?
on 2nd thought Darlin' I don't want to know, I don't really care
uh, actually I do, so please share

how many boys have been lying in your bed (goodGod)
recently besides me?
how many boys have been lying in your bed (goodGod)
recently besides me?
how many boys have been lying in your bed
recently besides me?
how many boys have been lying in your bed (goodGod)
recently besides me?
on 2nd thought Darlin' I don't want to know
I just pray that You wash your sheets, I really do.

so I went over to her house around 1030
with visions in the mind of getting dirty
and dirty We did get, when We start to collect sweat
and clothing becomes wet
so me moved from the couch to the bed
when all of a sudden the question came out of her head
what she said posed quite a problem,
'yo D'Mo, You got a condom?'
Oh shit
I got my jacket dry cleaned that day
and forgot to put the condom back in around the way
but We found different ways to do
found different ways of exchanging bodily fluid
eww
but she never called me again, I thought We were cool
maybe more than Friends
but it turns out that she got back with her ex-boyfriend
and not only that, You see
I feel like a damn dummy
because the whole time We were kicking it
she had a baby in her tummy
but I must confess, that I truly wish her the best

how many boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's sleepin' upstairs?
how many boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's sleepin' upstairs?
How Many Boys? How Many Boys? How Many Boys?
have You had inside your bed?
how manny boys have You had inside your bedroom
while your Mama's sleepin' upstairs?
Oh I just feel like a dummy
with that little itty bitty baby inside your tummy.

credits

from Counterfeit Paradise, released July 25, 2015
written, produced, and performed by D'Amato
backup vocals by Caley Conway
engineered by Maurice 'Moses' Pelman
mastered by Dan Frankel